Mumbai geek re-defines science!

Mumbai geek re-defines science by creating a so called time machine?

Read the conversation...
It started normally:

Dani: aye
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: hola
Dani: sup
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: nm
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: gettin ga new bike...
Dani: nice
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: not a ducati though
Dani: hehe
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: we poor ppl here, but i still can manage 2 make the streets of mum unsafe with a regular thunderbird

This is where it triggered off I think. He just wanted Dani's Attention!

VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: ssup
Dani: lolz not all have ducatis so thunderbird is good enuf
Dani: as long as it has handles and wheels i guess its fine
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: even a bicycle has those
Dani: even a bicycle is fine
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: not if u wanna create history by the most spectacular chase action
Dani: u would create ancestral scriptures if u do that in a bicycle
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: i aint klark kent
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: klark kent is gay
Dani: clark kent is okay since i like JLA i dont diss neone and espcially not my idol bruce wayne
Dani: thou wayne whopps ass
Dani: wayne is cool oO
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: but i guess i can beat a ducati, thunderbird with machined pistons has a top speeed of 140
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: true
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: but i like green lantern

Then something weird happened. And we've no idea WHAT! Poor guy! :(

VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: to their mousy work and overthrow the earth
Dani: mousy?
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: hahahahaha
Dani: is confused like for real
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: by the dawing of the sun, they'll take over the earth...and nuthin wayne can do bout it
Dani: they = ?
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: the 2 super villians!!!
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: most brilliant and evil genius ever
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: one is a genius another is insane!!!
Dani: huh?
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: i invented a time machine
Dani: oh nice
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: it looks like a bed. What u do is lie down on it, close ur eyes and think of nothing. All ofa sudden u go 8 hours into the future. For better performance, use drugs and booze as enhancers
VOLKSGRENADIER aka Geekster: will patent is. i call it "sleep". So i'll get paid everytime someone uses it

Umm...??
Happens.......
XD